They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
There r osticjed everywhere
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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