Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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