She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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