I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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