if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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