She's JV to your varsity
I need help removing her.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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