I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I wear drunk well.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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