hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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