do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
