She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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