Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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