you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
tell me about the fingering
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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