Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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