Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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