Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I understand Curling. That high.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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