I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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