I CAN MOONWALK!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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