real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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