I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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