I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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