i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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