she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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