is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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