I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
