she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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