I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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