Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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