I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
