But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Boobs are out for the taking
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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