dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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