please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
