im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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