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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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