I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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