just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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