So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i think i have herpe
just one?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he told me I talked like a deaf person
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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