Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
They have beer where we have blood.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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