there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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