I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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