I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
A+ Viking dick
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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