The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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