It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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