Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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