You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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