i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
