Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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