another moral hangover. fuck.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
