wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
