No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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