i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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